I'm just kidding. I would never watch Rock of Love. Or any shitty VH1 reality show. Frankly, I can't stand the dreadful stink of today's television - turned all the more putrid by the high density of reality programs.
I just tune in once a week to The Soup, where dreamy Joel McHale and his team of interns wade shoulder-deep in the STD-ridden waters of reality programming to pull up the few geoducks of hilarity from the week of horror for my sick pleasure.
But you know what? I might watch some reality TV if it were as perverse and, well, odd as this video.
Hey, Patrick! You gonna do some of this when you head abroad?