Monday, November 10, 2008
I do, I do in the sky
Okay, so you're gay. And you want to get married. Unfortunately, that's not on the menu if you live in California or Florida or some other state. And that sucks.
But can the government stop you from getting married ABOVE California?
It's worth a try, and Marriage in the Sky has the giant crane contraption to help you out. You and your wedding party can take to the sky, arrive by helicopter for a grand entrance, and even bungee jump after taking your vows (if you end up regretting your choice of spouse, the death-do-us-part can happen RIGHT after you swear to it.)
I say the next phase of California gay marriage protests should involve a week's worth of sky marriages followed by the happily married homos sky diving into the middle of heterosexual weddings. We'll show them how destructive gay marriages can be.