Two great videos from The Onion News Network.
The first: a fate I'm glad I avoided: Post-Obama zombies. With him elected, what will they do next!?
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
The second: The first gay racehorse to compete - an expose. My favorite part? "No, I'm concerned about the other horses. They have to eat with him. What if they get horse AIDS?"
First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday