In Broken Heart's Club, the characters ramble on about Obviously Gay Traits. One would consider these to be a love of men, the desire to have sex with men, and the fact that they aren't attracted to women. But what they mean is a love of Barbara Streisand. Or ballet. Or musicals.
Any way. I have the opposite - Obviously Straight Traits. These are parts of me that often earn threats on my gay card from friends. One such trait is an odd love of professional wrestling. And not for the sweaty bodies. But for the fake violence. The sheer phony bloodsport.
Maybe this would better be considered an Obviously Hillbilly Trait, as the collective sum of teeth among audience members at a wrestling event is somewhere around 30.
Not only do I love wrestling. I also love wrestling video games. Namely, THQ's WWE Smackdown Versus Raw series. I have been buying these games annually since college. I dropped over 3,000 bucks on a TV and a PS3 the day I heard Smackdown was jumping platforms.
Well, this Sunday, the newest version of Smackdown V. Raw is coming out. And I am so excited I could die.
Good luck getting me out of the apartment for the next month!!