Is hearing Daniel Radcliffe talk about his wishing for an erection on stage in Equus.
Another thing I can do without is creepy, leery James Lipton eying the maturing magician like a honey coated ham.
But seriously, leave poor Harry alone. He's standing on a freezing cold stage acting in front of hundreds. And it's not like this is a porno. So what if he isn't Dirk Digglerific?
Wow. Imagine if he ended up with an erection on stage and it STILL looked small. He just dug himself a bit of a hole.