Good God do I love Craig's List. Seriously, nothing lightens a day more than a hilarious Missed Connection. Today's Craig's List gem comes by way of my best friend, Becky. The headline is: "1997 Black Infiniti J30 4D Automatic with Leather and Moonroof. - $2200 (Koreatown)" A deceptively straight-forward title, given the hilarity contained within:There’s something wrong with the fan belt. Again performance doesn’t seem to be affected much, though, when driven under 70mph, it does make a metallic shrieking noise like the Ringwraiths from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. If you haven’t seen those films then I suppose it sounds a lot like a pig being stabbed. This is nothing to worry about if you live in a bad neighborhood and don’t need to impress anyone.This is only one of the ultra-ridiculous "few minor mechanical and cosmetic issues." I'll leave you to discover the rest.
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