Thursday, December 18, 2008

An Open Letter to the Horny

Dear Boys,

If you want to try and flirt with me online, I cannot impress upon you how important grammar is. As an english minor, nothing is a bigger turn-off than slaughtered words and improper conjugations. Especially easy words like "matter" and "horny." Thank you.

--JW

2 comments:

  1. I want examples!
    m@

    PS: It seems especially appropriate that the CAPTCHA for this comment is "tardnet".

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