There are all of these fashion samples in the office. One such item is a blue and white patterned skirt. I decided to put it on like a cape. A co-worker lended me his porkpie hat. I then sat at my desk with a bottle of bourbon and a book on contemporary design.
Said one co-worker: "You're like the kid brother that the girls dress up during sleepovers!"
Of course I wouldn't post this hilarious tidbit without supporting photos.