Tuesday, December 23, 2008
The War on Christmas: Dress Up Time!
You're catholic. You're sick of the War on Christmas... all of those Walmart greeters wishing you a "Happy Holiday" instead of "Happy Jesus Christ's Birthday." You watch Sean Hannity and Bill O' Reilly's daily bloviations on the sudden support of secularization. You just can't take this SECULAR BULLSHIT ANY LONGER!
So what do you do? You defame your god by dressing up like him and going to work!
Yes, this will clearly tip the scales in the war on Christmas. Nothing like a bunch of people wearing thorns around their heads as they enjoy Jesus' favorite beverage: Ginger Snap Starbucks lattes.
I won't even take the time to point out the strange decision to invoke the Christmas Jesus by dressing like him on the day he was crucified. Maybe these folks should remember which Jesus costume suits which Christian holiday.
But that's just me, being logical.
Oh, you may also enjoy their oddly Mission Impossible-esque video explaining the rules of their costume party protest:
And this video of "Jesus Sightings"