Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Madonna has been dipped in embalming fluid and posed like a Sarah Palin blow-up doll



Remember when Madonna had kids, found religion (well... Kaballah) and started wearing clothes again? Yeah, we knew it wouldn't last either.

As part of a campaign to sell leather coin purses (get it?), Madonna has decided to act not at all like a virgin and display her skanky axe-wound to the world. I'm not one of those gay guys who's afraid of women parts, but my god lady! I feel like I'm watching Cinemax over here. Only it looks like you could stand for a good waxing.

God bless you airbrushers.

1 comment:

  1. I have been a steadfast, hard-core Madonna fan since I was in diapers...well shortly after that I guess cause she wasn't around then...anyway - I've never been more disappointed by her than this past year, and the sprial continues...

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