Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Madonna has been dipped in embalming fluid and posed like a Sarah Palin blow-up doll
Remember when Madonna had kids, found religion (well... Kaballah) and started wearing clothes again? Yeah, we knew it wouldn't last either.
As part of a campaign to sell leather coin purses (get it?), Madonna has decided to act not at all like a virgin and display her skanky axe-wound to the world. I'm not one of those gay guys who's afraid of women parts, but my god lady! I feel like I'm watching Cinemax over here. Only it looks like you could stand for a good waxing.
God bless you airbrushers.