Lindsay and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson have supposedly-reportedly-maybe-kind-of-sources-say-rumor-has-it ended their extremely healthy, not in any way attention-seeking relationship. It’s too bad, because the most stable environment for a young, impressionable straight(ish) woman in rehabilitation is in the company of a 31 year old lesbian DJ who drags her to bars every night. Now that she’s a single lady (WUH-uh-oh! You know you’re imagining yourself doing the dance right now like me), Linds decided to go on vacation. Lord knows I would need a break in between going shopping, wearing leggings in public, and blogging all day long for a living. Wait, I already do those things – can I join her? I promise to “accidentally” leave out a dime bag out on the dresser and to keep reminding her to text Tina Fey, the only person who might actually hire her again. Check out these exclusive pics of the single gal on vacation!
Lindsay in Iraq
Lindsay on the Moon
Lindsay at Circus School
Lindsay Digging up Marilyn Monroe's Grave