What's scarier than a crazy woman in Bed-Stuy threatening to murder Sarah's entire bus? Well... not much. But this "English Paper" that's making the rounds on the Internet might take the gold.Sure it's not real but, goddamn, it's pretty funny!
Read, and enjoy. My personal favorite quote would have to be "Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn't fastened properly to the restraint."
(oh, and if it's too small to read in your browser, just click the image for a full-sizer.)
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