Thursday, February 19, 2009


Well since today seems to be product day on Justin + 1, I am thrilled to officially announce the greatest thing I’ve ever invented: The Mustachacle! (Part Mustache, Part Monocle)

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could somehow change my appearance without going to the trouble of actually growing a mustache?” Or, have you ever wanted to look more mysterious or distinguished? Perhaps you’d like to cover that unsightly mole or ‘birthmark,’ or simply would like to be able to unironically offer someone a mustache ride? Well then the Mustachacle is for you!

Perfect for any occasion, the Mustachacle is lightweight and portable, and certain to impress your friends and colleagues.

Need a little more dash at your dinner party? Mustachle!

Want to look more opulent at the opera? Mustachle!

Wish you could be more badass at your business meeting? Mustachle!

Call today, for just three easy payments of $1.99, the Mustachle can be yours!

And it looks great with the Naked, Tuxedo, or this T-Shirt below!

1 comment:

  1. I would LOVE a mustachle! I'm ready to start making my payments.