Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What's HIS Sign?


As Chris and I once again awaken from a wild and rowdy night bouncing from the East Village sex clubs to the Hell's Kitchen S&M (that's Stand and Model, you see) bars, we've decided to keep it easy and breezy this "morning."

What, you've been at work since 8 or 9 am? Jesus. I think that's about the time that we piled into the cab. And get this - it was the Cash Cab! We won the jackpot and everything. Then we stumbled into some sports bar by my place and crashed into the fat, bald guy from Beer Money. We won there too.

So, all in all, a CRAZY night. We're up about 500 dollars (when you go out with C-Ry, he doesn't let you pay a penny!)

And, when you wake up in shambles such as we, it's always best to go for the hair of the dog that bit you. So we're pleased to share with you the newest gay hottie making a name for himself on the Web. On YouTube he goes by the name "Captainl0ver".

CaptainL0ver is surely on his way to Web celebrity... so maybe Plus One Chris and I can be his tipping point. Check him out because:

  1. He's hot
  2. He's dancing rather well to Britney
  3. He performs the lyrics in SIGN LANGUAGE
  4. He looks REALLY good shirtless

Hey, Chris darling? What do you think of getting this guy to one of your events? I think he'd do nicely in a YouTube themed evening... get him,

Shane Mercado


and the two tranny brow twinks that redid the Numa Numa song.



Just a thought.
xoJR

Kill The Lights


Womanizer


Disturbia

12 comments:

  1. CURSE YOU!!

    Just when I thought I'd sworn off love. He's totally dreamy in SO many ways!!

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  2. Whoa...a hot man who dances half naked on youtube AND expresses signs of intelligence? Sign me up!

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  3. Oh Jeremy,

    Don't you know I'll ALWAYS be around to shake things up?

    And yeah, I want to have his babies.

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  4. Lucas,

    Yeah, tell me about it. Yum yum yummmmm...

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  5. There is some weird connection between being gay and being deaf. Apparently the majority of deaf guys are also gay. Weird, eh? But sexy too! You gotta love a guy who's not gonna talk back!

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  6. Back off Lucas - I will cut a bitch

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  7. ahhh justin...

    little did ye know that CaptainL0ver is ALREADY working one of chris' events...he's a dancer at campus thursday.

    you didn't notice, what with all of your ditching us at the easternbloc lately for twinks and expensive drinks?

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  8. Max, there's this TOTALLY hot deaf boy who gets coffee at the Starbucks by my work. I'd have his babies the second he asked.

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  9. Jeremy,

    Now now let us not get militant! I'm sure there's enough Captain L0ver to go around.

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  10. Anonymous,

    I have cross-verified this information with my Plus One and determined it to be false!

    And I didn't ditch you for twinks and overpriced drinks... I will be coming back to Eastern Bloc and showing off my skivvies in due time.

    xoJR

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  11. (jaw drops) Did you seriously take the Cash Cab?! So jealous...

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  12. This may be the only time we ever agree on something like this, but yea hes hot!

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