Oh you know this bitch

Let's not pretend you need to be introduced to my Plus One this week. You know him. He was here not two weeks ago. And you know what? I wanted him back again. Why? Because, well, we just have some of the most amazing Blog-Mojo.

You also may know him from having sex with him at some point in your life; I wouldn't rule out that possibility.

If you want to see his other weeks, check them out here, here and here:

Austin comes from the Upper West Side, which he fled to with his super hot boyfriend, leaving me and the Upper East Side flat.

Austin ALSO had better come out to Musical Mondays tonight to sing and drink madrases with me, because if he doesn't, he won't see me for 2 weeks since I'm flying off to Los Angeles Thursday morning.

Ya hear that, Plus One!? TWO WEEKS! Imagine the gaping hole in your heart and soul that will be left when my long absence face fucks your very BEING.

Yeah, it'll be that bad. You'll cry blood. And no one will think you're pretty any more.

This is all to guilt you to come out tonight. I hope it works.

Everyone say hallo to Austin and give this bitch the proper welcome he deserves, because, really, he's the only thing I can call fierce without shuddering from my use of that word.

xoJR