Tuesday, June 16, 2009

To Think, I Almost Put This Off...

So after Justin's last post about doodles on demand, I twittered in my own suggestion. However, (and I hope this wasn't the case of most of your potential clients), I did not get a response. After waiting patiently for several hours, I sighed heavily and looked forlornly at my tweet-free phone. Then I thought, you know what? I don't need Justin's promised falsehoods! I'll make my own. So here, readers, is my suggestion that I sent in and then made myself in MS Paint:

A big clock with nuts as numbers and squirrels as the hands.


Jealous? You should be. However, after spending an excruciating 1.5 hours on this masterpiece, I realized that I'm at work and that I should have been actually productive. But I already know that I'm a procrastinator, and I'm good at it.

I sometimes wonder if it's a medical condition. How come some people are way more productive than others? Why do I spend an hour getting ready to do 5 minutes of work? Why will I clean my entire apartment just to avoid getting started on a project? Why do I wait for my cats to claw my jeans into shreds before I feed them?

Fortunately, I've learned recognized this condition in me, and admittance is the first step on the road to recovery. Right? So I found this book that's going to help me with my procrastination. However, instead of reading it, I just surfed YouTube for half an hour and found this:

1 comment:

  1. I thought that was a poo clock with inexplicable squirrels as the clock hands.

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