Amidst the insidious racism of District 9 (a film so offensive it probably didn't even offend you) comes a softcore porn portraying black people, and most specifically black women, in a positive light.
She wants a job in the Obama administration. He's gonna give it to her, for a price. Let's just say that the national debt isn't the only thing that's swelling...
With "five" being the highest possible score and "one" being the lowest possible score, this porn receives Four Fat Oprahs.
We're hungry for more!
(This post was basically made because I refuse to acknowledge that this is my last hour of life as a teenager)