So according to the formalities of posting with Justin, I'm supposed to put up a 'hello' post. So, Hey, I'm Rowan. I'm writing to you from the glorious land of South Philly and I've just woken up- a few minutes shy of 2 p.m.- it's an early start today. So with that, starts my morning routine.
step 1) water
step 2) cigarette
step 3) facebook
step 4) textsfromlastnight.com
Have you checked it out yet? It's pretty much the antithesis of fmylife.com. It's a schaudenfreude festival, really, celebrating our vulgarity, simplicity, and profound ability to bluntly phrase our life's most embarassing actions in humorous little texts. Really, it's my aspiration to have one of my own texts featured here (though so far, no good, my last submission was quietly denied)
After all, I suppose,
"240: walking through chinatown. covered in baby oil. I love this job. be there in 15."
just can't compare with the rich humor of their top rated posts such as:
"(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more"
or a personal favorite-
"(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
It's a lovely place where foolhardy college students anonymously brag about their latest sexual exploit, binge drinking extravaganza, or ravishing case of herpes. If you've ever wondered what it's like to be revolted, fascinated, horrified, and unable to turn away all at once. No, don't fuck a clown. just head to Textsfromlastnight.com