Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Masturbate Your Way to Tighter Arms

Dylan,

I had no idea that a banana was an herb. You know what else I didn't know? That two-handed jerking off was a legitimate exercise. I mean, sure it explains why I've got such toned biceps, but it was never a source of pride.

Leave it to the creators of the Shake Weight to take masturbatory maneuvers and turn them into an exercise product. The secret, it would seem, is the art of "dynamic inertia" also known as "very vicious handjob".


In 6 minutes a day, women can jerk their way to better bodies, and rip off their boyfriends' dicks in the process.

Here's to better fitness! (And a special thanks to Brian Schaaf, who sent the link around to the right people at the right time.)

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