Monday, August 3, 2009

The Post in Which I Say Hello and Stare at Adam Lambert's Crotch

Hello Everyone!

Thank you Justin for making sure everyone knows about my liberal evening activities. During the day however I'm a straight-laced, prim and properly conservative, reserved student of theatre at NYU Tisch in CAP21. Basically my life consists dancing around naked at night, or rolling around on the floor doing liptrills with breaks to do yoga and mutter repeatedly to myself on the street. "Do not think so, you shall not find it so" or "tear the reckoning from his heart" It's best when you get really involved in the words to find one of three things happen. Either you have a small crowd of strangers staring, tourists try to take pictures of you, or you suddenly find that no one is in your way and you've been given a 5 foot radius of personal space. The last I sometimes apply as a tactic to move through the streets of NY when I'm late.


But now to the point. Was anyone able to look away from Adam Lamberts belt buckle? I find I'm drawn to it unable to watch anything else. Is it because it seems to just barely hold Adam's fly from bursting? Or perhaps because it looks like an Uber Gay Auryn from The Neverending Story? Do we look because perhaps, like the Auryn, Adam's Lambert's crotch when examined closely may grant our wishes?


4 comments:

  1. Well if anyone pays attention here (they don't, i'm pretty sure) then they would have recognized you already!

    Your secret's out, I'm glad you own it with pride :)

    xoJR

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  2. This was delightful.

    Thank you for the smile.

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  3. "reserved student of theatre at NYU Tisch in CAP21"
    Seriously, funniest thing I've heard all day.

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  4. To Lukas I can only assume you had the fortune to encounter one of us drunk. I'm sure the slightly off pitch skrelting and impromptu street dances that occurred possibly in broad daylight gave you the near death theatrical experience you've always wanted.

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