Have Sex with Me in Public... Or I'll Kill You!

It's not every day that people find themselves forced to have public sex on pain of death if they don't... it's also not every day that people are REWARDED for these public orgies with bananas.

But, apparently, this is how they keep themselves sated and occupied in Papua New Guinea.

A sex cult – where members are promised a bumper banana crop if they engage in public sex – has surfaced in the Tekadu area of Wau in the Morobe Province. The Banana Cult is headed by a man from Yamine village.

The man and his followers have been engaged in illicit public sex for the past four months and have forced other villagers under threat of violence to participate.

The cult activities were brought to light by Yamine village court chairman Titus Namusa who escaped captivity one night and walked 12 hours to Wau to report the matter…

“The chairman was threatened by the cult leader that he would be murdered if he reported the alleged illegal activity to the authorities in Wau and was told to keep shut and be quiet about it.” Yamine is a tiny hamlet of not more than 30 people in Ward 20 of Wau Local Level Government.According to Mr Namusa, the villagers resorted to cult activities, claiming the government had forgotten them…

So before you get into your next orgy, or sexcapade in the Rambles at Central Park, be sure to look to our stars and stripes and thank them that you are engaging in this clusterfuck by choice, and not by command.

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