Tuesday, September 15, 2009

This is NOT what a gay throuple should be!


A week ago, I received a comment on an old post that I wrote about a horror movie that, hopefully, never saw the light of day. Called Throuple, it was some sort of scatter-brained, too-long-trailored film on three gay men living together and dating eachother.

The comment was a link to something even more horrifying: a documentary about an actual Throuple.

UPDATE: Apparently hypocrite, gay sex slave master Justin runs a blog where he documents his unfair relationship for all of our reading displeasure. Want to follow his antics? Check out Throuple Life.

Full disclosure: I, myself, was part of a Throuple for over 9 months. While it didn't work out, I am now best friends with the two former members of the trio. I can tell you this: our Throuple didn't work quite like this.

PS: You can skip the first 3.5 minutes of the first part, it's just an (artfully done) montage of dinner preparation.

PART 1


PART 2



It pains me to share a name with the guy who seems to be the master of this triplet. He lords over them with an iron fist, granting himself the permission to sleep with whomever he wants, while his longterm boyfriend isn't allowed to whatsoever as look at another guy.

And how did this Throuple come about? When the guy with my name started fucking another guy quasi-regularly (while not letting his then-b/f have his own fun with other guys). The video is thoroughly awkward and it makes me wonder: who could be in a relationship like this?

My former Throuple, while rife with difficulties and challenges, was certainly nothing like this.

It's painful, and I pray for the liberation of the other two members. It's like a scene in the horror movie where you see the killer coming after the buxom blonde, but you can't let her know because you're seeing it on TV, or you're tied down somewhere.

GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

53 comments:

  1. Ummm, why are you assuming that a "thrupple" has to work any one way? It doesn't have to be equal, it doesn't have to be, fair, it just has to be what all parties involved want. And yes, that can include situations where one person gets to fool around and the other does not.

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  2. I am merely saying that it's not a throuple if one guy gets to fuck whoever he wants, while others don't.

    That's one guy manipulating two others so he can do whatever he wants without sacrificing.

    Please. Be fair and even, or stop joking yourself.

    This isn't a throuple. It's sex slavery.

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  3. Sex slavery... some guys get into that, too.

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  4. I see what the first commentator means, but by the way Justin ordered him to stop fucking other people, it sounds like Max wanted to still see others and it was not a mutual agreement.

    Awkwardly enough, I remember talking to Justin on Manhunt or something years ago...SO glad that never happened.

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  5. Thespos - but it doesn't seem to me like Mickey OR Max are that into this at all. Especially Mickey.

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  6. Lukas,

    I also agree with commenter number one... except for the very same fact you just mentioned.

    Justin says Max can't fuck other guys because he gets jealous... and then goes and fucks other guys. How terribly convenient.

    And I can't even get started on Mickey... he seems like a smiling slave in the relationship. Stuck at home while Max and Justin go out on the town.

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  7. OK, first of all. Are they like high?! I mean the way they're just laying there all bummed out. It's a bit weird. It's just surreal that this even happens! And Max was the waiter while Justin and Mickey were on their date. How awful! But who am I to judge?! Still I so agree with you Justin. Ain't no fair when one of them gets to mess around and the other two can't. What in the world?! Boys never cease to amaze me, I tell ya!

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  8. it's better to be alone than in poor company. These gays are tools -- which come a dime a dozen. I can imagine incredibly fulfilling throuples, quadruples or however many ouples it takes to form a loving community (hippy revival anyone?) -- but these guys are total Hell's Kitchen tools, and really embody what it's like to be lonely in a big city. For Chrysto's sake, they seem lonely even in their relationship.

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  9. The Pointlessness of It AllSeptember 16, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    At first glance the whole thing has a certain charm, but when you take a closer look you see how creepy it is.

    Mickey is 28 years old and has all but lost his sex drive. That's a classic symptom of clinical depression, testosterone deficiency, or both, but no one has checked to find out. He stays at home most of the time, while the other two in the "throuple" go to bars and circuit parties.

    Max is unemployed and enthralled by Justin's physique and sex appeal. Justin sleeps in the middle of the bed and issues orders to both of them, but at no point is anyone acknowledging the master-slave dynamics. In fact, Max thinks that there is equal power in the arrangement!

    Justin refers to his slaves as "the boys," and is at ease ordering them around. He has an ego the size of the Grand Canyon. His back is tattooed with his name in large letters: the ultimate vanity license plate, engraved on his skin for life.

    This ain't harmless or quaint, and it won't end well.

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  10. the real story: www.throuple.blogspot.com
    i happen to know them to be very happy people. slaves? thats just stupid. the video is not well depicted of who they really are. this was merely a school project for a friend they never took seriously

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  11. http://throuplelife.blogspot.com/
    woops, sorry wrong url, correction for the above
    sorry, i am new to this

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  12. Shouldn't you be saying the story as told by the slave master because throuplelife is told entirely from justins perspective you never hear mickey or max, maybe because they arent allowed to step out of line

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  13. Checked out the Blog, the Justin guy gave the links so his friends could come post flattering things here. lol

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  14. How telling is Michey's body language?!?! The other two are laying there rubbing each other like they are on X or something and Mickey is away on the couch, with his shirt on, and never really touching them, when Justin reaches over to touch him Mickey never really riciprocates. This seems more to me like one of those Momon polygomous groups where it's more like "Ok wife number one, you've gotten old, so I still need you here to cook and clean but I'm going to go get me a young 15 year old 2nd wife who's , poor and too dumb to argue with me!"

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  15. The Pointlessness of It AllSeptember 17, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    BINGO, Anon 2:13! Mickey's a slave, and the other one is in training. Sad and pathetic.

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  16. One thing I noticed is that that guy Justin really seems to think that everybody envies him. At first I thought he had an ironic sense of humor and was like William Shatner who "Gets the joke about himself" but then I was kind of shocked to realize that he really thinks people actually do envy him! It's weird, I guess when all you do in your spare time is either go out to circut parties, or hang out with other people who go to circut parties, and the only currency there is a six pack, then if you have that currency (Six pack) you start to believe that you are a truly wonderful being. I really don't envy this guy the day some friend with a great job invites him to a party with that other person's friends. Can you imagine while they are all discussing travel, politics, movies, books, whatever, and this guy tries to jump in with a story about the black party or how Creatine makes him itch? The guy that brought him will be getting the same looks as a guy going his parents country club to see mom and dad and bringing a hooker he picked up on hollywood blvd. as a date. Thats what is so sad to me about them. This guy really thinks he has the secret to life and all I see is somebody who is putting all their effort into being able to fit into a harness at next years black party and 30 years from now is just going to be a 58 year old bitter furniture salesman who has no idea why he never gets invited anywhere and why nobody is interested in him. Am I the only one that thinks this is actually a sad story here?

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  17. The story has been picked up on STFU Gays and The Datalounge.

    Meantime, the Queen Bee ... um, Justin ... is mad about it and has been censoring comments left on her website. I guess the product launch didn't go as planned, huh?

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  18. It won't be long until Max and Mickey are going at each other like shecats over that self absorbed tool.

    I also like the fact that Miss Justin takes umbrage that people have the unmitigated gall to post dissenting opinions of her indulgent daisy chain. Someone should tell her that htis is the internet.

    http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:showThread,8329645,1

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  19. Poor Mickey' that queen needs to get some self respect. I'm sure Justin basically said "take itt or leave". Mickey isn't THAT ugly. She could get someone else. I have to keep reminding myself thought that these are all a bunch of circuit queens, so self esteem likely isn't their strong suit.

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  20. Someone ought to approach these three pieces of work about doing a reality show for Bravo or Logo.

    It would be appointment trainwreck television.

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  21. Poor clueless Mickey just doesn't see the writing on the wall.

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  22. Is Justin really just a shopgirl?

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  23. I love how these losers can't even afford their menage without being subsidized by a fourth roommate.

    Nothing says "alpha male" more than a salesbottom who is unable to pay a utilities bill by himself.

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  24. Mickey is the MAID!! When is she going to wise the fuck up!!

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  25. FOUR queens to pay for a 2 bedroom in HK?!?!?!?

    WTF??!!?!?

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  26. as gay men, we all face scrutiny from society every day. People all the time judge us about who we love and how we define our relationships and then categorize us into what they deem is "normal" or "healthy". We don't need any additional scrutiny from within our community.
    1- You should all know that Justin has not had a drink in the over 5 years I have known him. I am a close friend to Mickey and can tell you all that none of them abuse drugs.
    2- Mickey is a really nice guy. Cooking has always been his passion, he does it because he likes it, not because he is forced to. Mickey is not a slave since Max does a lot of the housework and Justin works as much as Mickey to pay the bills. Mickey has never enjoyed going out even before Max was in the picture, and he has agreed to be in the relationship. Nobody is being forced to do anything he doesn't want to do.
    3-For the record, the tattoo on Justin's back says AGAPE, the Greek work for ultimate love, which he has always described for Mickey and more recently for Max as well. They don't fight over Justin, and who are we to judge how they live their lives. I have seen far more unbalanced couples.
    4-Living in Manhattan is expensive. For all you queens with Amex bills and nothing but full closets of expensive clothes, what's wrong with having a roommate while living in the city?
    You probably don't realize that much of their cash is sent to their families in texas as they are close to their parents and siblings. These guys came to the city with NOTHING and no support; they built a life which makes them happy. Also, Mickey is in Grad school at Fordham getting a second degree (which they have to pay for) If any of you has ever had to support your family while living life in NYC or paid all your tuition out of your own pocket, you would probably be saving your own money hopefully sooner rather than later (when we are all retired and you are a Greeter at Walmart or still borrowing rent money from your parents.)

    Sorry to get so angry but we jump to judge each other so hastily without seeking to understand and to empathize.

    -JMM

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  27. Wow, awfully hard to guess who "anonymous" is in the above post.

    Hi Justin!! See you on all fours at Mr. Blacks!!

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  28. My heart goes out to Mickey.

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  29. You really get a glimpse on what a piece of work Justine is in the youtube clip, where he felt compelled to share his Perrier anecdote at ....of course, MICKEY'S expense.

    Justine comes off as a controlling sociopath. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of her in the future.....in the police blotter.

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  30. I'll bet their 2 BR hovel is a heady bouquet of lube, poppers, sweat and cum.

    I would LOVE to know what the 4th roommate does. (Notice that he has very wisely extricated himself from being any part of that libidinous trainwreck).

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  31. For someone who blogs everyday, Justin's spelling is abominable.

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  32. Jeffery (JMM),
    you are a doll my love. dont respond to any of this, we dont take it seriously. try to keep from responding if you can. this does mean alot though. thanks

    much love
    J

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  33. Mickey seems like a real sweetie.

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  34. Wait. Let me get this straight. Justine links this site on her own blog referring to Justin as a "real douche" and NOW she's posting on here herself urging other posters NOT to reply?!?!?

    WTF?!?!?

    Definite control issues and low self esteem.

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  35. This is fun. There was a posting on Justine's site about a guy who he and Maxine picked up in a bar. Poor guy gets to their place for a three-way. Turns out Mickey's there sitting on the living room couch. Kid gets creeped out and leaves, and Justine and Maxine can't figure out what the problem is. Gee.

    But wait, it gets better. There were a bunch of comments attached to the thread. Two of them joked that Justine and Maxine should have held the kid down and raped him. Justine chimed in, saying, "I love you!!" to one of those commenters.

    When the existence of that thread and the comments was noted on a couple of blogs, Justine deleted it. I guess Justine has never heard of the archives! Nice try!

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  36. It's one thing being Gay, but they're entire existence seems to revolve around getting laid.

    I'm so glad I'm not a circuit queen.

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  37. I think Mickey's got the best future of all of 'em. Getting a second degree at Fordham, right? He probably is already the breadwinner in spite of it, and if he'd hit the gym and exchange the receding hairline for a chrome dome, he'll be hot until he's 60.

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  38. I wonder how Justine and Maxine rationalize mooching off Mickey. I wonder how they phrase it when they ask Mickey to borrow money. I'm sure Justine intervenes on Maxine's behalf.

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  39. A "high end" furniture shopgirl, an unemployed waiter and poor Mickey.

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  40. " 'Do you find it hard to make friends cause everyone wants to sleep with you?' His eyes lit up and he said "we have to have breakfast immediately!!" We stayed up through most of the night talking. It was an instant connection. I knew I would know this person forever."

    M.A.R.Y!

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  41. HANG IN THERE MICKEY!!!

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  42. Justine just had the thread in Datalounge closed. Talk about a bossy bottom!!!

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  43. I saw that! Ha ha! So much for Justine not caring!

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  44. Poor Mickey. I hope he has the last laugh.

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  45. DROP THOSE QUEENS MICKEY!!!

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  46. http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:showThread,8344402,1

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  47. I wonder how Mickey is holding up....

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  48. I'm curious as to why justine only has maxine listed as her significant other on her connexion page?!?!?

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  49. Justine spells about as well as his illiterate mother does.

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  50. well if u guys want to express ur feelings to Justin.. just call him 817-919-8510 or visit him at work at the DDC furniture store on 34th & Madison ave... 212-685-0800;.. bc of his ego & cause he couldnt keep his dick in his pants he ruined my LTR... thanks asshole.. hope u get what u deserve... ;)

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