Oh Justin. I feel like we're mending a broken relationship already! I had hoped to be greeted with more love and care. Since it has been so long since our last rendezvous, I thought that distance would only make the heart go stronger. This was supposed to be a week of good vibes and hearty positive banter. I have nothing but good things to say to you, so I don't know how to match your cruel wit...
But I will try.
Yes everyone, I'm back for my fifth go at J+1. Apparently, the word on the street is that this blog has been going downhill since my last time here. I wouldn't know, of course, because I don't read JustinPlusOne... not even my own posts. However, Justin must have realized his slow descent into obscurity and did the only thing that could bring this site back to its former splendor--bringing me back on.
So here we are. My glorious return. I've been cleaning up virtual palm leaves all morning after procession into the J+1 gates. This time around, I will be as fierce and funny as ever. Possibly more. The longer I live, the gayer I get, I think...
However, before I can even BEGIN to blog, I believe I need make up with Justin. These last two posts have already been too tumultuous, and I know it's stressful for you, dear reader. Justin and I need to once again be e-lovers in order to mix up the special blog mojo that we know so well.
So what do you say, old friend? Are you determined to widen the chasm between us? Or shall we mend our ways and have a kick ass week of blogging? The choice is yours.
(and maybe Musical Monday tonight? is that a possibility? let me know.)