Re (x5) meet Austin Helms!

Jesus... look who's coming back to blog! Why it's that guy Austin Helms, who, like a skin rash, keeps popping up unexpectedly and then ruining your week!

Of course I kid. I love me some Austin Helms! One of my favorites from the pantheon of Plus Ones, Austin has been doing a lot since he blogged here last... including becoming a promoter like me and throwing a party based on literature I read back in college!

::finger to ear:: I'm sorry? What? Oh. Paradise Lost isn't a Milton reading party? I see. It's just another gay butt banging evening in the West Village? Oh. Well. That's pretty lame. ::removes finger::

Well, so he's throwing gay parties, and not literary parties. That's fine, too. What's most funny is that I don't think I've even SEEN Austin since before the last time he blogged. I guess that's what happens when both parties get boyfriends and have better things to be doing.

Welcome back Austin! And let's do another MM soon, yeah?

xoJR



My Name:
Austin Helms

My Location:
Upper West Side, Manhattan, New York City, NY, USA, Earth

My Site/ Sites:
Paradise Lost, the gay West Village Party blog
Austin Country
Broke Straight Boys (NSFW, and I'm pretty sure he's not actually on here.)

My Best Post from last time:
This one.

My Worst Post from last time:
These ones. (oh wait, that’s Justin’s.) "ohhhh snap, bitch." - Justin

Why I came back to Justin Plus One:
After touring the world with my new book, How to Be the Best Guest Star Co-Blogger in the Universe (Other than Me, Of Course), I had a bit of downtime. Although I have an extensive history with J+1 (four previous times, in fact), I figured I could never have enough blog cred. So here I am again!

What I might blog about this time:
Nightlife, gay coupledom, sex, knitting, travel, Broadway, drag queens, New York City, sex, music, technology, sex, kitty parenthood

What’s happened to me since the last time I blogged:
Hmm… still at the same job… I started a new dance party in the West Village that I host… I directed a cabaret show… I got cats…I’ve had about 4.5 different hairstyles…

One More Last Word:
“Only when one’s pants are off can you truly know the measure of a man.”