I am miserable. Not because of any of you guys, though. No, it's the WINTER'S fault. The cold air. The constant vomiting of snow on the ground (which, by the way, the sky JUST started doing again about an hour ago). Enough! No more gross puddles! No more frigid chills and darkness at 5PM!
Fuck you Winter!!
I am happy to see that I am not alone with these feelings. Summer has endorsed (and Fall and Spring have paid for) this fantastic political attack ad that I'll probably watch over and over again as I toast my corneas with those "natural light" bulbs they sell at Bed, Bath, and Beyond to beat back the depression that comes with Seasonal Affect Disorder.
- Justin Luke