Oh Spider-Man, I am so glad that I saw you when I did. Turns out that ever since you started grinding up your castmembers' bones to make your box office bread, tickets have been a hotter commodity than the hospital beds you are sending all of your actors to.
Newest person to jump on the Spider-Manhandling Bandwagon? My secret lover and non-secret idol, Steven Colbert.
Last night Steven took to the airwaves to lay into Spider-Man in his Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger segment. Of course it's hilarious. Of course it is.
I'm scared of the day Taymor and team figure out how to make this musical safe - what will the media and comedians talk about then??
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical<a>|
- Justin Luke