Britney Spears and Lady Gaga are fighting tooth and nail for pop dominance this month. First Britney releases a single. Then Gaga releases a single. Then Britney releases a music video. So Gaga releases two music videos.
This fight will get crazier and crazier as time goes on, I guarantee it. By the end, they will each be releasing singles and ten music videos simultaneously, before going on tour together as a truce.
Now, since she's nowhere near the level where the two divas are doing battle and throwing ninja stars at each other, Ke$ha has no true competition for her throne, whatever that throne may be.
So why SHOULDN'T she make a new video for her single "Blow," where she's eating tiny hors de oeuvres with mythological unicorns? And why doesn't she babble meaningless crap at the beginning of it? And why SHOULDN'T James Van Der Beek guest star?
This is probably what heroin addicts see when they're going through rehab. Or dying. Nothing like a Mortal Kombat battle-turned furry orgy in the middle of the land of Narnia to see you to your grave.
Oh Ke$ha, whatever drugs you are on, please send some my way. On second thought, don't.
My friend, Mikey Mo, brought up the fact that snogging with a unicorn might be dangerous. My response was:
Do you disagree?
Any way, take a look at the video and let me know what YOU think of "Blow."
- Justin Luke