The sides, as I can tell are:
1. Gaga is the best
2. Britney is the best
3. Both are awesome, must I choose?
4. Neither are good, I prefer listening to Arcade Fire or obscure indy music featuring people howling and banging on pans and flatware.
But people are getting vicious! VICIOUS I TELL YOU! And well, where do I fall? Well, fuck, I guess I go with choice 3. I will jam out to either diva on my iPod. I may prefer dancing to Britney's music at the club, but let's not forget that Britney's music is written and polished by Ivy League grads who have been trained on what notes, chords, and beats will best please our brains. Meanwhile, Gaga is a fucking talented genius who has been playing piano since she was 5, and has actually written a bunch of Britney's songs.
Plus, Gaga wrote a gay anthem... where's Britney's? Spears will sooner sing a song asking people to fuck her, or about slutty threeways before she'll give a shout out to her fruity followers. Why Brit Brit? All that's left is us... and 12-year-old girls who haven't abandoned you for Bieber.
Either way, I'd love to know where YOU fall on the Gaga/Britney divide, and I also want to make an announcement:
MTV WILL BE AT SPLASH THIS THURSDAY AT NINE THIRTY!
I'm serious. They'll be there taping fan reactions to the worldwide premiere of "Hold It Against Me". So if you want your pretty face on TV, be sure to get to Splash WAY early.
Oh, and another EXCLUSIVE HOOK-UP:
Check out the mash-up that our Lady Gaga and Britney Spears impersonators will be performing to after midnight!
Jackie Coxx (as Britney) and Frostie Flakes (as Gaga) will be battling it out under the watchful eyes of myself, DJ Steve Sidewalk, Austin Helms, and The A-List's TJ Kelly. So bring your signs, shirts, and fan gear. Only ONE diva can win!
Get ALL the info on the party RIGHT HERE.
- Justin Luke
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