The year was 1984, and things were different back then. Women got perms. And wore shoulder pads. The government wouldn't admit that AIDS and HIV existed. Nintendo had just come out. Oh, and the entire media world was dead-set on turning every last child gay.
Enter "Kids Incorporated," a show I never actually watched. It's true! I had no idea this show existed. I was too busy frying my brains watching Nickelodeon. Or being 2 years old. WHATEVER! Most of you kids weren't born for another decade after this!
Watch this video. Keep an eye on that lil blonde girl. Look familiar? That's Stacy Ferguson. Also known as Fergie. Seriously. You can't make this shit up.
- Justin Luke