Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Winklevoss Twins v Winklevoss Twins: Which Ones are Hotter?!


Until Aaron Sorkin and David Fincher brought us The Social Network last year, you probably never heard of the Winklevoss Twins, unless, of course, you're a big fan of boys in tight rowing crew shorts and follow the appropriate blogs.

But now the Winklevi (as they are also apparently known) have been THRUST into the social spotlight! An interview series featuring the actual twins is now online. Frankly, I don't really care about what they say and who's a jerk and who's not a jerk.

I'm just wondering: who's hotter? The Winklevoss actors or the REAL DEAL?


The Real Deal



Only in Hollywood

Of course, we must be aware that The Social Network has a leg-up: all they needed was ONE smoking hot dude, and a lot of fancy computer technology to turn him into two people.

So I guess the ACTUAL question is: Who's hotter? The Winklevoss Twins or Armie Hammer times two?

I'll vote for Armie Hammer - because he makes me tingle in all of the right places, and because his parents obviously never heard of Arm and Hammer Baking Soda, or knew of it and are fucking cruel and hilarious people.


- Justin Luke

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