Did you catch Lady Gaga's performance of "Marry The Night" on The X Factor in the UK?
No? Well you best be checking it out!
Apparently Marrying the Night is a god-awful process that results in terrible deformation, because Mama Gags came out in a giant headless torso, with her head popping out of the stomach like she's the next coming of Aliens.
Oh Lady Gaga... god bless your strange performancewear. I hope you sing with your head coming out of a turkey's anus on your Thanksgiving special this year.
- Justin Luke