Let's waste zero time, I know why you came 'round here today.
It's Hump Day, which means it's time for my GG20Q post of the day! I figured you'd had enough of NYC (for this week at least) so I took a trip down South to lasso up a Tall Texan hottie for this weekly post.
His name is Trevor, and I think you're gonna love him.
If you DO, you can find the link to his Twitter at the bottom of the post!
- THE STATS -
BODY TYPE: Twig
HOMETOWN: Somewhere in Texas
CURRENT CITY: Dallas, TX (the recent Bravo capital for whatever reason)
TOP/BOTTOM: That’s for me to know and you to... guess?
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I’m definitely not taken. I wouldn’t say I’m on an active look either, but if the stars align then so be it!
- THE QUESTIONS -
Describe to me your ideal guy… physically, career-wise, age, everything!
Driven, intelligent, accomplished, handsome, funny, caring, gay (duh), drug-free, well-spoken, tolerant, punctual, and respectful. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! One last thing, tweet! I’ve been wanting to date someone that tweets as much as I do, so add “tech-savvy” to the list as well.
It's a Friday night… what are you doing?
I “go out” like once a month max. Usually I’m just hanging out with friends and having a couple drinks. Or being antisocial and watching Nikita. You don’t have to be stumbling out of a club to have fun!
What's one thing most people don't know about you?
I’ve got a baby daddy story that is worth of an episode on Maury.
What's your favorite part of yourself?
I think I have a good nose.
What's your least favorite part of yourself?
Instead of twigs, I wish my arms were lively branches of strength and vigor. In my defense, being so tall has it’s disadvantages (just one though, let’s be honest). I have a wing-span like no other and any muscle mass added is stretched straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Ahf-reek-ah. Life is hard.
What's the best way for someone to approach you if they want a date?
Probably a few words and exchange numbers. Be genuine. Small talk is fine. If I’m in a group then just do the whole discreet number thing.
When is it okay to have sex with someone? After the first date? The third date? BEFORE the first date?
I try to follow Patti Stanger’s philosophy “no sex before monogamy!”
What's a DEAL-BREAKER when it comes to guys you're considering dating? Why?
If they fail the friend test, it’s over. I don’t want to date a guy who my friends don’t like, because it’s a bunch of awkwardness I’d rather avoid. And the ideal guy should try to win my friends over, not repel them.
Give me a 30-second elevator pitch on why you'd make an awesome boyfriend for someone.
I’ve been told I’m handsome, adorable, etc. but that’s not really what I’m into. Looks - although important - are nothing more than a genetic lottery. On the inside, I’m ambitious, loyal, smart, funny, and an obvious Capricorn. I’ve got a long life of success and adventure ahead of me, I’m just missing my partner in crime.
What's your craziest ex story?
One time my ex told me he’s never loved someone as much as me. A week later, he was in a relationship with someone else. I’d say that was pretty crazy. More like - he’s crazy.
What's your BEST first date story?
I'll just say this department could really be improved, so step it up gentlemen!
What do you have to say to anyone who's read this, and wants to ask you out?
Use proper grammar. Spell everything out. Be thoughtful. Be punctual. Be bold.
You’re more likely to get a response from me on Twitter than FB.
Want to drop Trevor a line? He's expecting you! You can find him on Twitter right here.