Plan on Dying Unexpectedly? There's an App for That

Unless you know there's a contract on your head, and the killer is around the corner, chances are you don't have any specific plans to die in the near future (I hope). For that reason, I suppose the new Facebook app, IfIDie (If I Die, as one complicated word) is something we could all benefit from.

Do you have one big secret you wanted to reveal on your deathbed? Imagine if Citizen Kane had recorded the meaning of Rosebud in a hidden video... then there would have been no need for that entire movie!

Yes, the video is Six Feet Under meets Addams Family, which can be seen as sort of terrible if you actually KNOW someone who has died unexpectedly.

But the idea, itself, is sort of smart. I wanted to create a website like this. One where you locked up all your accounts and passwords, named an executor or two, and when you passed on to the next astral plane, a trusted friend would have all of your online identity to protect/destroy/sell for monetary gain.

Anywho, this is even more prescient right now, since I'm turning 30 tomorrow. Perhaps I'll go ahead and make my video. Because I don't plan on revealing the fact that I'm actually a Saint Bernard in a human costume until I've expired. Because THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE! MWA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA!

Oh. Wait. SHIT!

- Justin Luke
JustinLukeNYC.com