GOSSIP + SHADE: Elton John Loves Madonna

Tuesdays at Justin + 6 are Gossip + Shade with Long Island Mo'lita and Adopted Kennedy, Clay Adam Wade. Blind items, anonymous tips, and additional shade are welcome. 
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Do you hear that whistle? It’s tea time bitches.

I’m spilling the top three hottest gossip pieces for you this week.

3.  Gay music icon Elton John pulled out the big guns this week when he referred to gay music icon Madonna as a “fairground stripper,” and a “big cunt.”  Sir Elton then went on to say that Madonna’s career “was over,” and that her latest tour has been a “disaster.”  Does anyone remember Celebrity Death Match?  Can we please bring it back for these two, except as a real live version? (Editors Note: Apparently Lady John thought his shady comments were "Off the record"... you serious, queen? Come on now. - JL)

2.   Ru Paul announced the lineup for his upcoming Drag Race – All Stars project on LOGO, and while most of the choices seemed about right a few seemed a little off.  The queens competing for this crown will be Pandora Boxx, Chad Michaels, Yara Sofia, Jujubee, Nina Flowers, Manila Luzon, Shannel, Alexis Matteo, Tammie Brown, Raven, Latrice Royale and Mimi Imfurst.  I’m incredibly excited to watch the show (you can catch me at Boxer’s every Monday this Fall for the viewing party with Miss Manila) but… something seems off here.  I feel like no one in this cast is a firecracker, no one is a huge cunt, no one has memorable one liners, except for perhaps Jujubee.  And God love her but Mimi?!  I’ve known Mimi, I think I even worked with her once and I definitely think she was portrayed unfairly on the show but… really?!    #TEAMMANILA

1.    A special birthday shout out to Sam Henman who hosted a party at his gorgeous kind of Park Slope kind of not apartment this past Saturday night.  The guests drank incredibly strong drinks out of sand castle molds and ate nothing because we’re gay.  Sam was toasted on the rooftop with champagne and jello shots.  I went with good friend, Juni Salgado, who often agrees with me when I say that people outside of our friend group really know how to bring the drama.  A big thank you to Sam for hosting and a shout out to all of the shady bitches I saw.

a)    I know you know who I am because you’ve sent me your dick and ass photos and you’ve asked me to pound the shit out of you so don’t pretend like we’ve never met.

b)   Don’t try to out-cunt me, you will lose.

c)    Save the drama for Middle America, we get tired of dealing with complicated romances between people who will break up in 2 days.


Now its time for a rant of sociological proportions where I explain why I don’t enjoy when people call me tranny...