Tuesdays at Justin + 6 are Gossip + Shade with Long Island Mo'lita and Adopted Kennedy, Clay Adam Wade. Blind items, anonymous tips, and additional shade are welcome.
Do you hear that whistle? It’s tea time bitches.
I’m spilling the top three hottest gossip pieces for you this week.
3. The loudest lesbian ever, former talk-show host and Hostess snack cake enthusiast Rosie O’Donnell reportedly suffered a heart attack this week and proclaimed that she is “lucky to be here,” after her ordeal. Ms. O’Donnell apparently felt as though she were suffering a heart attack, researched the symptoms, self diagnosed, took an aspirin and then decided to go to the doctor the next day where he told her that she had suffered a mild heart attack. Are you fucking kidding me?! If all you had to do to “avoid death” was take an aspirin and sit in your living room with your hand in your pants watching re-runs of Rosanne then your situation clearly wasn’t that dire. Holy shit man, people will seriously do anything for attention.
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1. Miley Cyrus continued to prove to us this week that she is, indeed, a twinky power bottom with a new Twitpic. The photo depicts Miley, who, again I can’t help but think looks like what I imagine Paige Turner would look like out of drag with bleached hair, making out with her furry friend. And no, I don’t mean BearDaddy887 from Adam4Adam, I mean her dog. Rumors have been circulating lately that Mr(s). Cyrus has been injecting her lips to which she responded, “I don’t do that shit.” The better to blow with in the bathroom of Vlada, my dear.
Now its time for my dear friend Aric, the gorgeous Ryan LoRusso and I to talk shit about Gay-bies, or people who are new to the gay scene and decide that its okay to get wasted and make out with everyone they know.
Till next week, stay shady lady!