GOSSIP + SHADE: Krobert Is Back, Suri Cruise Strips, And GaGa's Pudgy

Tuesdays at Justin + 6 are Gossip + Shade with Long Island Mo'lita and Adopted Kennedy, Clay Adam Wade. Blind items, anonymous tips, and additional shade are welcome. 
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Do you hear that whistle? It’s tea time bitches.

I’m spilling the top three hottest gossip pieces for you this week.

3. Kristen Stewart apparently found a way to put her greasy hair to use and has slid right back into Robert Pattinson’s life.  Sources say that the former couple has been spending more time than ever with one another and while probably be officially getting back together very soon.  Their “ultimate goal” is to be able to walk the red carpet together at the premiere of their last movie in that awful series.  Why don’t you make it your ultimate goal to not cheat on eachother?! That sounds a tad bit more realistic.

2. Suri Cruise, daughter of mediocre actress Katie Holmes and alien fucker Tom Cruise, recently visited a park in Brooklyn this past weekend. Obviously this isn’t front-page information but Ms. Cruise decided to pull a Miley Cyrus circa the 2011 VMAs and start swinging around on a pole, acting like a stripper.  This is easily the most exciting thing she’s ever done in her entire life.

1. Lady GaGa emerged from her Parisian hotel this weekend looking like a schoolgirl’s eraser.  Mother Monster has been drawing criticism recently after photos from a Dutch concert of hers leaked.  The photos apparently portrayed her not rocking the most firm of bodies.  GaGa appeared on stage in tights, a marijuana leaf tee shirt and not much else, after having smoked a blunt that was given to her by one of her fans.  Awful body or not,  I think the most honorable bit of information is that she didn’t turn down free weed.

Stay shady,
Clay Adam Shade