Tuesdays at Justin + 6 are Gossip + Shade with Long Island Mo'lita and Adopted Kennedy, Clay Adam Wade. Blind items, anonymous tips, and additional shade are welcome.
Do you hear that whistle? It’s tea time bitches.
I’m spilling the top three hottest gossip pieces for you this week.
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2. Ryan Reynolds got married, yet again, this weekend to someone who is so not as hot as Scarlet Johansson, also known as Blake Lively. He and his perfect muscle-twink body walked down the aisle in some South Carolina town I've never heard of where he and the girl that is in desperate need of a nose job exchanged "touching" vows. The only thing that should be touching him is my mouth...on his peen. I wish them 3 months and 13 days of happiness.
1. Photos are now being shopped around of a topless Kate Middleton on vacation with her husband, the bald eagle. Her tits are about the same size as a pre-hormone therapy transgender girl so I'm not really sure what all the fuss is about. With all the naked royalty we've seen lately we basically have enough material to compile our own porno site, The Queen and the Peen.
Now its time for a video in which I shout out every relevant gay boy on the east coast that I would bend over for.
Stay shady, lady.