Do you hear that whistle? It’s tea time bitches.
I’m spilling the top three hottest gossip pieces for you this week.
2. It appears as though Katy Perry and her California gurlz are still, indeed, John Mayer’s sexual napalms. Although I’ve never understood what he meant by that, it sounds cute. Several media outlets have reported that the couple had called it quits after about a month of dating, but it appears this may not be true. Katy and John were spotted attending the FYF music festival this past Saturday in downtown LA looking rather couple-y. Katy seems to have an affinity for getting with douchey Hollywood types who appear as though they haven’t showered since 1998. I love me some “Stop This Train,” and “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” but good god Katy, can’t you try dating that overly Christian Tebow dude? Yes, he may shower each and every time after he prematurely ejaculates in your Kitty Purry, but at least he’ll be clean!
1. Nicki Minaj has given us yet another reason to not like her, and they’re racking up rather fast. Lil Wayne announced the release of his new mixtape, on which Minaj is of course featured. During one particular song, Nicki shouts out her support for Mitt Romney (who I’m sure is fucking thrilled) when she says, "I'm a Republican votin' for Mitt Romney/You lazy b****es is f***in' up the economy." I just…. I mean, I don’t get it. WHAT?! Going to Nicki Minaj for political advisement is like going to Chris Colfer for a gynecological exam. What the fuck does she know?! And who is she referring to? Barack Obama, lazy? Take a seat bitch. Reason number 8,123 why Azealia Banks is about to snatch your crown.
Now… this shade of the week was SUPPOSED to be about boys with big egos, and by egos I mean… egos, HOWEVER, Matthew Cash kind of hijacked it and made it his own. REGARDLESS…. it’s entertaining, and certainly worth watching.
Stay shady, lady.