GOSSIP + SHADE: Seal Talks Shit, Katy Loves A Good Motorboat And Nicki Minaj Proves She's Fucking Dumb

Tuesdays at Justin + 6 are Gossip + Shade with Long Island Mo'lita and Adopted Kennedy, Clay Adam Wade. Blind items, anonymous tips, and additional shade are welcome. 
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Do you hear that whistle? It’s tea time bitches.

I’m spilling the top three hottest gossip pieces for you this week.


3.  Walrus Seal is throwing shade like no other, treating a chat with a paparazzo like an afternoon stroll through Central Park complete with parasol and picnic basket. Aforementioned paparazzo is shopping around a video in which the singer is caught talking about his split from supermodel ex-wife Heidi Klum. According to the photographer, Seal candidly stated, “I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help.” Not only is this statement a bit shocking and derogatory, but I can’t help but wonder, whose kitty is Heidi scratching, Aibileen or Minny’s?


2.   It appears as though Katy Perry and her California gurlz are still, indeed, John Mayer’s sexual napalms.  Although I’ve never understood what he meant by that, it sounds cute.  Several media outlets have reported that the couple had called it quits after about a month of dating, but it appears this may not be true.  Katy and John were spotted attending the FYF music festival this past Saturday in downtown LA looking rather couple-y.  Katy seems to have an affinity for getting with douchey Hollywood types who appear as though they haven’t showered since 1998.  I love me some “Stop This Train,” and “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” but good god Katy, can’t you try dating that overly Christian Tebow dude?  Yes, he may shower each and every time after he prematurely ejaculates in your Kitty Purry, but at least he’ll be clean!


1.   Nicki Minaj has given us yet another reason to not like her, and they’re racking up rather fast.  Lil Wayne announced the release of his new mixtape, on which Minaj is of course featured.  During one particular song, Nicki shouts out her support for Mitt Romney (who I’m sure is fucking thrilled) when she says, "I'm a Republican votin' for Mitt Romney/You lazy b****es is f***in' up the economy."  I just…. I mean, I don’t get it.  WHAT?!  Going to Nicki Minaj for political advisement is like going to Chris Colfer for a gynecological exam.  What the fuck does she know?!  And who is she referring to?  Barack Obama, lazy?  Take a seat bitch.  Reason number 8,123 why Azealia Banks is about to snatch your crown.


Now… this shade of the week was SUPPOSED to be about boys with big egos, and by egos I mean… egos, HOWEVER, Matthew Cash kind of hijacked it and made it his own.  REGARDLESS…. it’s entertaining, and certainly worth watching.



Stay shady, lady.

- Clay