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This week, Paige Turner had the boys of Gorgeous, Gay and Twenty-Something write in asking for advice or help about dating and sex. Here, the PAIGE MAKER waves her magic wand and gives you some all out - in your face advice!
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Paige!
I am 4 months out of a 4 1/2 year relationship. I have been enjoying the single life (read: being a total whore). I am completely emotionally unavailable and am no where near interested in being in a relationship with someone.
Am I wrong for asking people to be occasional hook-ups with a date tossed in for good measure? Am I just trying to have my cake and eat it too?
Help me Paige Turner! You're my only hope!
Dear Cake Lovin' Bottom,
Remember those silly cake walks in elementary school where you’d walk around and when they stopped the music you’d win a cake… maybe that’s just from the sad small town I came from. But in all seriousness - STOP. You are where you are in your life and the biggest thing we do is over-analyze or question ourselves. You obviously seem like a relationship person, but I doubt a long term one is the next thing you need in your life after just ending one.
The best advice is to take the good stuff from that relationship and bring it into your next relationship… in the meantime be upfront with people and be a little selfish. Most people don’t know what they want - ever. So have your cake and YES eat it too… and if there’s a morsel or crumb left over, don’t forget your favorite drag queen!
Slurp!
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Miss Turner,
I totally have a question/ situation for you... SO this obnoxiously attractive boy I was crushing on in high school, who is straight, started liking any pro-gay posts I would make on Facebook and asking about my life in NYC. Drunkenly I messaged him, *GASP* and he knows I’m back home visiting family... Do I contact him while I’m here and jump his bones?!
Dear Sit On My Facebook,
Straight fantasies are extremely hot. Sometimes the fantasy you create is much hotter though than how the actual experience plays out. From his end, your life is probably very exciting- gay, living it up in NYC, etc. He’s stuck in your small town and possibly still pounding on the closet door. So right there you are in the driver's seat, even though I’m assuming you’re a bottom.
I would meet him in a safe environment and definitely cut to the chase if that’s what you’re after. Just make sure all signs on your route point to GO and I don’t suggest drunk driving on this adventure so you stay on top and are clear about the situation. We have all wanted to fuck the high school quarterback, so why not have a discreet visit to the “straight?” guy while visiting your family? You might just come out feeling like the homecoming queen!
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Paige -
So I was at a friends house/after party the other night, which turned into a mini-orgy. Suddenly we got to talking about fetishes and when I expressed that I liked water sports everyone got uncomfortable and I felt judged - judged by peeps that are total whores! Are water sports really that taboo in this day and age?
Dear April Golden Showers,
I am so glad you asked me this question! People are so quick to judge, when they have a sling hanging from their own bedroom ceiling! I find that most people who judge other people’s desires or fetishes are really only doing so because they truly deep down wish they could be that fearless.
Fetishes are personal and on a case by case basis. And please “a little pee, never hurt anyone” and it’s quite safe. I recommend a bathtub though, because I doubt you can replace a mattress on a weekly basis. I guarantee that there is that quiet shy boy who fantasizes about this and finding him is gonna make it all the hotter… and when your whore friends get jealous… tell em all to PISS OFF!
LOVE!
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